Are Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis On The Verge Of A Break-Up?

Johnny Depp, no! Dont ruin all our fantasies about you and Vanessa Paradis, fantasies where you spend your days chain-smoking clove cigarettes, eating baguettes and trying on different, fabulous hats. Dont you even dare do that to us. Devastatingly, RadarOnline reports that the Dark Shadows star and his girlfriend of nearly 14 years are allegedly headed toward a split. People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now, their source claims. Their relationship is heading toward the end. Now those blue sunglasses and fishermans hat wont seem European at all, Johnny. Theyll just seem tragic! Completely and utterly tragic!

Depp and French actress and singer Paradis currently have two children, Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John Christopher Depp, who no doubt have adorable French accents and act like little miniature Amelies and oh Johnny, please dont let happen. Johnny has started reaching out to lawyers, probably to quietly discuss how to get out of the relationship, a source alleges. Theyre not married but theyve been together for years and have kids together so it isnt as easy as just breaking up. Did you two ever ride to the Eiffel Tower together on a tandem bicycle during a spring shower even once? Dont tell us. We cant bare ! to know the truth.

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