Stargazing | Johnny Depp is back on the market

Sad, sad split

No-oooooooooooooooooo!People magazine confirms the rumors that after nearly 14 years of low-key togetherness, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, parents to two adorable kids, Lily-Rose and Jack, are finished.Peoples unnamed sources say the two have already split. Its so sad, says one.We agree.But come to think of it, this puts Johnny back on the market.Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!She said what?O: The Oprah Magazine asked Paula Deen to contribute a six-word memoir to this months issue. The celebrity chef, who kept her diabetes a secret until this week, offered this:Might as well eat that cookie.Discuss amongst yourselves.They said thisMore on six-word memoirs: Thousands of people responded to Smith magazines call for six-word memoirs last month. Here are a few gems:Frank McCourt: The miserable childhood leads to royalties.Wally Lamb: Shiny head. Hippy hair. Shiny head.James Frey: So would you believe me anyway?Marlee Matlin: Ive done it all except hear.Jason woos usJason Wu, who famously designed Michelle Obamas inauguration-night party gown, has designed a collection for Target.The womens apparel, purses and scarves, inspired by an American girl in Paris with a nod to the 60s, become available Feb. 5. Everything is priced from $19.99 to $59.99.Remember the clamor for Targets Missoni collection last year? The hysteria that crashed Targets website when it went on sale?Set your alarms this time.Rachels dads revealedGlee fans will finally get to meet Rachels two gay dads, Hiram and Leroy Berry, on Valentines Day.Jeff Goldbum and Tony winner Brian Stokes Mitchell will sing in the episode Hearts, according to The Hollywood Reporter.Rachels fathers have been referenced several times on the show but never seen.Gleeks are excited but! scratch ing their heads: Wasnt one of Rachels fathers said to be African-American?How are they going to explain that away?Wish we had ticketsGeorge Clooney is getting a help from, oh, just a few of his Hollywood buds when he performs in the Los Angeles premiere of the gay marriage play 8.The play, which premiered on Broadway last year, is based on the 2010 court fight over Californias gay-marriage ban, Proposition 8.At the one-night-only reading on March 3 at the Wilshire Ebell Theatre, George will be joined on stage by Jamie Lee Curtis, Martin Sheen, George Takei, Jesse Tyler Ferguson and a host of others.Blakes sad weekBlake Shelton is rescheduling tour dates after his fathers death.The Voice star dedicated his win at last months American Country Awards to his father, Dick Shelton, who was hospitalized with pneumonia. He died surrounded by loved ones in Oklahoma on Tuesday.Blake and his wife, Miranda Lambert, will sing America the Beautiful before the Super Bowl next month. Hes also nominated for three Grammys.And speaking of ...The Grammy Awards havent had a host since Queen Latifah led the festivities back in 2005. But theyve got a host for next months Feb. 12 show: LL Cool J.Great performances and great music its going to be a great night, promises the NCIS: Los Angeles star.Cool.

While Lisa Gutierrez isnt apologizing to her husband, yet again, for crushing big-time on Johnny Depp, shes Stargazing among published reports of celebrity news.