Splitsville for Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis?

Even gossip hacks have a heart. And ours is being torn apart, shorn by sharp harpies shears, shattered and smushed by a heinous I say, a hateful report that my main man, Dead Man star Johnny Depp, 48, and his French belle, diminutive chanteuse- actrice Vanessa Paradis, 39, are on the verge of breaking up after a dozen years and two children.

RadarOnline.com says in an Exclusive! report that the couple, who divide their time between swank domiciles in suburban Paris, South of France and the Bahamas, do nothing all day, every day but fight and argue.

An Unnamed Source allegedly close to Depp tells Radar a trip to Splitsville may be inevitable.

Johnny isnt handling anything well right now, says the source. People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end.

The end! The end! The end!

The end?

This is the end. Beautiful friend. This is the end. My only friend, the end Um, sorry, got carried away there for a second.

The mysterious source say the law may soon be involved: Johnny has started reaching out to lawyers, probably to quietly discuss how to get out of the relationship. Theyre not married but theyve been together for years and have kids together so it isn't as easy as just breaking up.

Johnny and Vanessa met in 98 when Johnny was in France shooting Roman Polanskis The Ninth Gate. Their children, Lily-Rose Melody Depp, 12, and Christopher Jack Depp III, 9, may suffer irreparable damage from this turbulent time and n! o-doubt from the many rumors about their parents spread by callous gossipers.

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